Sunday, October 29, 2006

Curtains

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains".
! The salesman assures her that they have a large of selection pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing.
! ! Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. ! ! ! The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
! "Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what room are they for?" ! !

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for her computer monitor. ! ! ! The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains !"

The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"

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