A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Asda in Chathamwith her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way throughthe>entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. What the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you think they look alike, ya dickead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyonewould shag you twice!"
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
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